HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

I just got a beautiful, brand new 32" widescreen LCD HDTV. My old model was about 20 years old. Really. It belonged to my grandparents. We got rid of it because it couldn't display moving pictures anymore.

I also just got a beautiful, brand new 30 gigabyte iPod. I've never had an iPod before so I'm not an expert on the subject, but I know two things:

-It plays video
-It is black

I can already tell that the TV and the iPod will destroy my life.

They operate on contrasting, complementary principles. The HDTV will destroy my home life because it looks really nice. It's incredible picture quality suddenly makes utterly unappealing TV programming, appealing. Take for instance, golf. Nobody likes golf. It's horrible. Uninteresting, usually poorly shaped people repeatedly hit a small, pock-marked ball until it tumbles into a plastic cavity in the ground. BUT in HDTV, these uninteresting people and unspectacular balls take on an epic quality! You can see the different shades of grass in crystal-clear quality, practically touch and fondle the wrinkles of the older golfers. It's a cornucopia of visual wonder. I find myself turning on the TV in the middle of the afternoon, just wondering what's on WNET-13 HD. I've seen documentaries on Cuba's renowned boxing schools, but I haven't seen them in 1080i.

This will destroy my life.

The iPod. The internet is awash with video podcasts. Most of them are amateurish and stupid. However, take these poor-quality podcasts and transpose them onto a 2 inch by 1.5 inch screen that can fit in a pocket, and suddenly the Tiki Bar TV podcast is essential viewing, more important than required college reading or interacting with people. I will sit at my 19" computer screen, and look down at the iPod in order to experience The Onion video podcast for two and a quarter minutes.

This too will destroy my life.


Nicky

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