HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Prostitution! It can be the new toaster!

You know how banks are famous for giving away toasters when you open an account? Well, in places like Nevada where prostitution is legal, or Kentucky where it might as well be, or Thailand where it's mandatory, they should do that, with sex!

You know, "Open a free checking account, and you can do the saleswoman!" It's perfect. Sex sells, right? The implication behind the Coors commercial where the guy drinks a cold one and then the hot twins want to play beach volleyball with him and make out is saying, in fairly certain terms, "Buy our beer and you will get laid." Why not amp it up a little? "Buy our beer and we will send those twins over! Enjoy, but save some for the rest of us, ha ha ha!"

I'm a total genius.


Nicky

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