HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Just in case anyone has not heard of this, a stupid man has been floating in a large fish bowl by my school. That's right, David Blaine, master of irritating smarter Americans, has been stuck in a bubble at Lincoln Center for the past week. He's been right across the street from my school, so we've checked him out a couple times. I don't know what he's bene thinking all this time, but it's probably something to the effect of, "Oh... man... it's damp in here." Or, "I wish I had not listened to my publicist." Right now he is probably the most wrinkled man under 90.

Anyway, in just an hour or two, he will be emerging from the bubble, then jumping back in to see if he can hold his breath for 9:00 minutes. I'm not saying I want him to die, but... well, I suppose he's suffered enough.


N.Y. (these are my initials)

MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer