HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

I just read this very interesting article about a recent experiment. Scientists tested various groups of rhesus macaque monkeys by offering them alcoholic beverages.

They discovered that monkeys, not unlike people, love getting plastered.

They also learned that monkeys drink more after times of stress as well as to "drown the pain." After heavy drinking, some monkeys still tried to climb trees despite the howls of other monkeys dressed in adorable police hats.

Monkeys that are housed individually tend to drink more than monkeys that live together. But the monkeys that drink together probably have a lot more fun. Unfortunately, the report was inconclusive on the effect of alcohol consumption on the likelihood of sloppy make-outs.

I swear, a statistically significant percentage of this information is actually in the article! You should read it.


Nicky

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Just in case anyone has not heard of this, a stupid man has been floating in a large fish bowl by my school. That's right, David Blaine, master of irritating smarter Americans, has been stuck in a bubble at Lincoln Center for the past week. He's been right across the street from my school, so we've checked him out a couple times. I don't know what he's bene thinking all this time, but it's probably something to the effect of, "Oh... man... it's damp in here." Or, "I wish I had not listened to my publicist." Right now he is probably the most wrinkled man under 90.

Anyway, in just an hour or two, he will be emerging from the bubble, then jumping back in to see if he can hold his breath for 9:00 minutes. I'm not saying I want him to die, but... well, I suppose he's suffered enough.


N.Y. (these are my initials)

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