HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to manage your own farm? Have you ever wondered if you have what it takes to higher farm hands; buy, sow, and harvest crops; and breed and slaughter livestock? Now you CAN, with John Deere: American Farmer!

I was just at Circuit City, looking to see if they had perhaps accidentally received a copy of Tomb Raider: Legend two days early, when I saw this little doozie of a game. John Deere: American Farmer is THE premier grain-growing, hog-rendering, tractor-pulling farm simulation. You can even drive a tractor! It looks like after years of trying, the people at Bold Games have managed to hit the market sweet spot where heavy agricultural equipment and strategic gaming align. JD: AF brings all the thrill and excitement of farm life to your very fingertips! Authentic tractor driving is just a click away!

I hear you asking, How will these guys ever beat the magic of SimFarm? Well, I can't be 100% they will, but the descriptions have got me pretty darn hopeful. The box says that "Plagues, weather, market trends, employee skill level and much more will play a role as you make decisions that will determine the ultimate success of your farm." You can even milk a cow!


And at just $19.99, it costs no more than such bargain basement titles as Valve's Day of Defeat: Source!

Well, I was just amazed and excited beyond all belief when I saw this game, but I was concerned that other people might not see it, hidden as it was on a low shelf. So I picked up that game and I jammed it right on that rack in front of some game called Older Scrolls IV! There were a lot of copies of that Scroll thing, so obviously that wasn't selling, I figured why not help out the nice guys at Circuit City by putting the good merchandise up front?


Nicky

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PS. I guess those things in the pictures aren't really tractors, but I'm sure that there ARE tractors in the game! There have got to be!