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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Fwd: We've a great idea for Q1 '07! 

Just a quick heads-up to all you programmers over in Nintendo product development: a lot of us guys in marketing think you should really try to get that new system out on January 1st of next year. Cut some corners if you have to cuz we'll definitely make up in release-date sales what we lose in repeat customers. We could make a fortune selling "New Year's Revolutions." Think of the ad campaign! "Tired of breaking your New Year's resolutions? Here's something you'll NEVER want to break." Bam! Flash the Revolution controller, show a warrior swordfighting a naked vampire chick, you are good for the fiscal year. And you know what that means: big bonuses for everyone! Anyway, think on it, the head honchos have definitely got their eyes on you guys. I gotta give a shout out to Jerry in accounting for his help on the calculations. He makes those numbers fly! I look forward to seeing all you crazy characters at the quarterly Nintendo company picnic (especially Betty in Sales, but don't tell her ha ha ha!)

-The Nickster

1 Comments:

Here's to hoping the revolution comes out sooner then that. I'm gonna need something to tide me over until the PS3, which, apparently, is starting to look in trouble. What's going on Sony? CES started and there's no PS3 in sight?!

By Blogger Kalus, at 9:52 PM  

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