HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

How many of you have ever bought "distressed denim" at name brand prices? How much have you paid for pre-faded or pre-ripped jeans?

Would you pay the same price for pre-broken jeans? Because... it's the same thing! My suggestion is to buy the ordinary kind of jeans, the ones where they don't charge you for a service you can easily perform yourself via the rigorous process of wearing jeans. It's like actually buying two pairs of great jeans! You get some great non-fucked up jeans. And then a couple years later, you've got some fucked up jeans!

Also, you know those great cut-off jeans shorts you can get in stores? Perhaps you once bought a pair of pre-faded, pre-ripped cut-off jeans shorts at the Old Navy? Remember those jeans I was talking about, those jeans that are like two different pairs of jeans? More like three different pairs! Let's say you've got your old pair of faded, ripped jeans and you wish you had some shorts. Cut those pants off at the knees! You might be astounded by how much they look like pre-faded, pre-ripped cut-off jeans shorts. As long as you don't like bullshit, I think you might like it.

Anyway, it's cool if you want to try this out, but don't tell too many people about this because if this shit gets out, it could ruin the pants industry and we'd be back where we started, sewing caribou onto our legs.


Nicky

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