HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

You know what time it is! It's the time of year where I forget how to blog, then I write you all a note explaining that I will BE BACK EVENTUALLY DO NOT WORRY.

I will tell you that my school is putting on a production of the musical Hair. And I tell you something; not everyone is gay. Just one or two of the cast members, our musical director, and our dance choreographer. But not our director. He's so straight that he's not only married, he also harasses 15-year-old girls. So no one's worried about that guy. But it's all in good fun.

Which brings me to the Lolita Quandry. Many of you know that the book Lolita is about a man who falls in love with a 12-year-old girl. The book was famous for its provocative tone, beautiful writing, and sexy, sexy premise.

I think Lolita is a great name, and if I had a daughter, I would want her to be named Lolita. And there, of course, is the quandry. Who in their right mind, would name their daughter after a fictional girl who had a torrid affair with a 40-year-old man? I mean, the pedophiles would just take that as an open invitation.

"Please come have sex with my daughter."

Have you met anyone named Lolita? I bet there are thousands of people out there, just itching to name their daughters Lolita. But they can't. Because a man named Vladimir Nabokov wrote a little book and ruined this great name for everyone! Lame, Mr. Nabokov, very lame.

But you know, the paradox is that half the appeal of the name is its sordid history! When you get down to it, actually, it would probably be better if someone else's daughter were named Lolita. Most fathers don't want their daughters to be sexy before they're even born.

Man, that's a good book. You should read that book. It's fascinating and you feel guilty for reading it.


Nicky

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