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Saturday, September 10, 2005

I'm a Junior! 

My friends and I spent the majority of our first day back to school considering this fact in vague disbelief. We're upperclassmen! That's one word, "upperclassmen." This isn't cool, though. Not really.

We're talking
SAT!
Thinking about college!
(and the rest of your life!)
Two AP classes, two honors classes!
Still no sex (maybe!)

It's mostly the college stuff I'm worried about, because before you decide what college you want to go to, you have to decide just what in tarnation you want to be when you grow up. I swear to you, I don't know, and I'm no young thing anymore. In other societies, my mom is eager to tell me, a boy my age would be out in the fields, tending the crops. I don't know what crops I can tend in New York City. Hopeful actors? Disaffected youths? Tourists? Oh yes, harvests ripe beyond dreams.


Nicky

P.S. Nice to hear you made it safely to Little Yuppietown, Ben. May your next three years of high school be filled with sex, drugs, and distant alternative rock.

MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer

12 Comments:

Oh yeah and most of them are richer than me anyway.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:21 PM  

Dont worry ben, just go up to some chick and ask her if she wants a soda.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:00 AM  

The man's right; chicks dig soda. You just gotta go up to the broad, look her in the eye and say, "Hey toots, you look thirsty. Fancy a soft drink?"

She will be on her knees in no time, cleaning the floor with a damp rag.

...Never mind. I'm just... shut up.

By Blogger Nicky, at 12:19 AM  

Ben have you played Age of Empires 3 demo? I got it 2 days ago and have been playing it alot, its awesome. Fileshack.com has it if you need a log in email me.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:25 PM  

The first time I went to the Age of Empires 3 website and saw the screenshots I had the wildest orgasm of my life. I showed them to Kosar and he recoiled, covering his eyes in disbelief. Are those graphics real? Are they really, really real? PS - How have they improved the game mechanics. The Age of Empires series is up there with Starcraft and Red Alert in the RTS genre and has a lot to live up to considering its predecessors. Classes tomorrow
:( :( oh well.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:27 PM  

The game is pretty tight. Relys on the same food, wood, gold resource gathering. Units are very cool, it feels very AoE esque. Graphics are amazing as expected. The best part though are the building destruction effects. They have a nice addition that your home city sends you supplies like men and buildings and food. It should be awesome.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:26 PM  

Im in AP college level euro and its alot and i mean ALOT of reading.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:58 PM  

1st off reading is the easiest shit ever. If u haven't finished ur textbooks by the time ur classess start u suck. I read them over 2 weeks during the summer. 2nd, I will have an essay due every 2 nights. Gay.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:09 PM  

All I can say is that I hope you have as much fun with chemistry as I did (this is a funny joke for people that know me).

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:00 AM  

:( I know you. Enlighten me. Chemistry is fine so far except 1.5 hours of homework every night.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:08 PM  

The reading is boring as hell, thats the point. Chemistry is annoying though. Chem and Physics = evil.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:25 PM  

I like my chem class so far. its just hard. We're doing basically what is 2-weeks in my old school per day here. in 1/3 of the year we're covering more than all i have learned in science up to now combined.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:29 PM  

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