HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

I wish I'd written a book. Then I could sell it for money.

Have you ever wanted to dress up as a Nazi and run around turning flags with stars on them into flags with Swastikas on them? With the release of long-awaited Day of Defeat: Source, you can! DoD: Source, as they call it, is a multiplayer game in which nature's most dangerous natural enemies--Allied and Axis soldiers--battle it out through such various locations as:

-war-torn French village
-bombed-out French village
-French village with badly damaged buildings

and more! I recommend it to all of you who ever wondered how it would feel to shoot an American serviceman in the face. You know I'm kidding. Anyway, most of you people looking into this game have already played countless other games where you shoot people. So suck it up, babies.


I'm doing the musical Hair at my school. There's a lot of stuff where we sing harmonies, and the lyrics aren't very good. We often end up singing things like, "He's got his, got his ass!" or "Ain't got no guns (we got bananas!)" and wondering how we got to this point in our lives. Anyway, it's gonna be awesome. I hope you come see us at Laguardia Arts high school, Manhattan.

I had a falafel the other day. I was really excited about this falafel, but when I ate it, it wasn't very good! I figured out why. It wasn't made by a real Arab! You know how only Cubans can really roll the cigar just right? It's the same thing with falafels.


Nicky

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