HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Man, I just love celebrities! I couldn't get enough of Beniffer! I love it when two shitty actors are converted, through sheer publicity, into one person with a shitty name! After Beniffer I thought, Oh damn, there go the last of the celebrity couples! But I was wrong! Refusing to be outdone, the tabloids have delivered unto us the hybrid beast known as Branjelina, a sexy, heartbreaking combination of Raisin Bran and Jello.

Thank God the Weekly World News continues to set tabloid standards with hot news people ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT.

SEE Bush's Shocking Secret Tattoo (I'll give you a hint: he loves Mary Jane!)


THRILL in the World's Most Bizarre Sexual Practices! (one involving leprechauns!)

and BE VAGUELY OFFENDED BY THE African Tribe that Worships Salma Hayek's Breasts! (I believe it!)

This, my friends, is what it's all about.


Nicky

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