HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

I knew it! In the old days, the dentists would give you a lollipop after your dental exam, for being a good boy. Back in the days before the Surgeon General got involved, the dentists "didn't know" that sugar was bad for your teeth. But we thought things were getting better. They haven't. They've just gotten more insidious.

Look around you, what do you see? "Sugar-free" gum! How do you know it's sugar-free? Does it taste sugar-free? It must cost millions of dollars to design something that tastes like sugar, but isn't. And if they really did? Everyone knows that stuff contains deadly chemicals, and WILL KILL YOU. So you have to go with the sugar. But that's not all. Look what I found.

It's called Johnson & Johnson EasySlide Pro: FreshMint Floss. My mom bought this, thinking it was ordinary, tooth-cleansing dental floss. What did we find? Spools of nylon death is what. Every sinister thread was covered with a thick coating of Mint flavoring! It's like brushing your teeth with Hershey's syrup.

Oh, we ALL know they could put apples on their dental floss instead, but who would buy that? Who's ever heard of dental floss with an apple on it! No one, that's who. And that's why the dental companies are ruling our lives.


Nicky!

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