HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Hundreds line up for the release of Harry Potter and the Darker Sequel! FOX 5 is here to cover it! The lines are smaller than they were for the previous book! Does this mean the series has become less popular? It doesn't matter!

I'm sick of you, Madame Rowling. As your books get longer and longer, they get less fulfilling! I'm never read a book so long and felt so cheated of content. What was that last one? Order of the Phoenix? What was the deal with Harry Potter? You call that character development?

"I HATE YOU RON AND HERMIONE!" yelled Harry. Again, the rage which he felt more and more often welled up in Harry.
"I understand," said Ron. "The Evil Lord Voldemort killed your parents. But I have problems too! My family is poor. And I
hit poverty! I want to touch Hermione!"
"I'm sorry, Ron," said Hermione. "I like girls."
"WHERE IS THAT ASIAN GIRL!" roared Harry, fury building inside of him. "I AM THE MOST POWERFUL YOUNG WIZARD IN
THE WORLD! WHY CAN'T I GET LAID?"

I don't remember the book so well, actually. Wasn't there a lot of stuff in CAPS? I knew he was angry, but I didn't know why. It's gotta be sexual frustration. Come on! J.K. (just kidding) had an idea, but she didn't want to get accused of discussing sexual matters around kids. They've got enough to worry about, what with trying to resist the call of Satan. I also seem to remember some part where Hagrid goes to visited the giants and it wasn't very interesting.


Nicky

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