HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Yes, I think the world knows now, and has known for some time, that I am a fan of Penny Arcade. No, I may not reference them frequently, I try not to bore people with the tiny minutia of everyday life (ha ha ha), but I love Penny Arcade. Fine. They produce quality comics and one can view them thrice-weekly, on the internet, for free.

I didn't think I had a problem. Sure, I've read every comic strip they've ever put out, from 11/18/98 to this very day, from the one where the Macromedia Shockwave octopus strangles Gabe, to the one where the guy in the suit gives Gabe a turtle, to the one where Tycho gets drunk. Hell, I've read them all twice, maybe three times. So maybe I went through them one by one, downloading them to my hard drive so I could have a constantly rotating desktop of Penny Arcade cartoons. But listen:

Accompanying every Penny Arcade comic is a post. Some of these are short, some are very long. I realized that something was wrong when, looking for something to do, I looked through their old posts.

Apparently, I have already spent such a substantial amount of time on this, doing this very thing on previous occasions, that I have already read most of the posts! And these aren't even very interesting most of the time. I have apparently pushed so far back into the Penny Arcade archives that I have stumbled into the year 1969 http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php?date=0000-00-00. I have a problem. I have a problem and I need help.

Then again, I'm sure there are those among you who are accustomed to reading through dozens of fairly uninteresting posts in the hope of finding something amusing. You need help too.


Nicky

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