HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

I saw Camp. It's very ridiculous. I don't think I like it very much, but it's funny. It's about this guy Vlad who goes to a musical theater camp and at the camp, there are a lot of crazy kids who like musical theater, but the girls at the camp have a problem: all the boys at the camp are gay! Dude! Except for Vlad! So all the girls totally want his buns, because they like the dish he's serving.

The dish is hamburger.

I don't know.

Because of the buns.

And the, like... the—I don't know.

The movie is good because the gay people are funny and one girl does a really good rendition of "The Ladies Who Lunch." I never heard that song before, but it's very bitter like that. The movie is bad, but very funny when the young actors struggle with their many silly lines. It's actually fairly enjoyable in an after-school special kind of way.

But I will tell you something: this movie reinforces stereotypes. It affirms the belief that gay people are friendly and like girls and musical theater. But that's not always true. The gay walk among us. They are listening to our heavy metal, they are platonically befriending our men, and they are wearing our loose-fitting jeans. They could be in your house right now! There could be one right behind you RIGHT NOW! TURN AROUND! NOW!

Damn those gay people. They are silent, amphibious, duck-billed creatures that can hold their breath underwater for a very long time. They are the only mammals known to lay eggs.


Nicky

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