HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

This is so humiliating. I had forgotten how stunningly bad Episode II is. Jesus. Everything is making me cringe! Lucas, why did you let Jar Jar Binks write this movie? He's terrible.

All the Star Wars prequels do this bizarre thing where all the actors, even good ones, especially the good ones, totally lose their ability to speak or move in a convincing way. The scenes snap and crackle with no energy or rhythm.

It is not interesting or clever to juxtapose a discussion in which Obi Wan and Anakin discuss Senator Palpatine with a scene in which some millipedes get up in Amidala's bed.

The decisions George and his actors made here constitute a crime. But on the plus side, this film has already doubled or tripled my appreciation of Episode III. Who knows what an entire film's worth of watching will do.