HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

I've had enough of these crazy kids at Puma doing all the dope and the crank and writing these totally fucked up commercials. Mice stealing shoes, BEES swarming SHOES... men in their underpants stealing FLOATING JACKETS. This is why I don't do the drugs. They are bad for you. THEY MAKE YOU DO CRAZY SHIT.

And what's with this Home Makeover bullshit? This show is ass. You take a poor family and give them the most decadent home you can think of? That can't be a good idea. I don't even know why, but that is a disaster waiting to goddam happen. They put a go-kart track in these peoples' backyard. This guy was just like, "Now I know why they call it Extreme Makeover: Home Edition." Why? Because cumbersome titles help to uplift the underprivaleged?

We have a tenant in our house. He rents the room next to mine. He scares me with the noises he makes. Like just now, I thought he was either making giant popcorn, or conducting a civil war reenactment all by himself. He sometimes yells loudly and laughs like some crazy type of crazy maniac. Shit! It's happening again! I picture tiny grenades demolishing a bedspread as artillery fire from tiny Germans form small craters in the mattress.

Brie, on Desperate Housewives is aggressively homophobic. I find this plotline distinctly amusing.


Nicky Young

MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
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Oh, and sorry about the not posting for months thing. You know how it is. Oh wait, no you don't! So stop bitching.