HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Damn you, John Stamos, and damn your stupid new show. I don't even like Desperate Housewives that much, but I'd prefer if you don't replace it, even for one week, with your bullshit show. John Stamos, who cares about you? Just because you were in Full House doesn't mean you're cool. In fact, you're uncool. If you were an accountant and this was your first role, I might respect you for your pluck and grit. But NO, YOU'RE John Stamos.

Also, Sin City is teasing me. It must be terrible. It must be! Nothing that looks so cool could be good. Inexplicably black and white movies are awesome, inexplicably black and white movies with inexplicable dashes of color are even cooler. Girls with swords, who attack people in slow motion are awesome. Ominous black men with deep voices are cool. The music is cool. Everything Is Cool. I can't allow myself to be drawn in. It's going to suck. It's going to suck.

After the Matrix Reloaded, I swore to myself that I would never fall for another movie. But I can't help what my heart wants.

The most frightening thing is, I see things in the movie that don't even look so good, and I'm still compelled to watch the trailer again. Bruce Willis is in it with a big ol' fake scar. Josh Hartnett's in it. I thought his career was safely hidden beneath layers of dirt and grime, buried three miles beneath the Arizona desert. And Nick Stahl is a scary yellow man. And Jessica Alba is playing another stripper. She was a stripper in that movie Honey, right? Yes? No? I don't know.

On the other hand, Rory Gilmore, I mean Alexis Bledel is totally rocking the forehead. That's hot. Ooh, ooh! She throws swastikas. At people. Do you understand what that means? It means... that... it's hot.


Nicky

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