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Saturday, February 26, 2005
My parents totally bought a new car.
"We're going to test-drive the Toyota Prius," they said.
"Okay," I said.
Three hours later I get a call: "We bought a car."
Great guys. You didn't even ask or anything. This is money out of my college fund, or something. Why aren't I consulted in these decisions. It's like I'm a little kid or something. Jesus.
Actually, it's okay. We totally need three cars. Actually, maybe we do? One of them is 13 or 14 years old, the other one is five years old but it sucks and we've been trying to sell it for four years. So, okay. Cool. I get a new car. That can't be bad.
Ooh ooh! Or, maybe they bought it so they could give me the old one when I get my driver's license. That's as cool as it is improbable. I would look so sexy, driving around in that '92 Honda Civic station wagon. It's a classic, a perfect model of its generation. Oh, and! Sometimes you can get out of traffic tickets because cops write it down as a sedan when it's really a suburban.
Stupid cops.
Nicky
MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer
"Okay," I said.
Three hours later I get a call: "We bought a car."
Great guys. You didn't even ask or anything. This is money out of my college fund, or something. Why aren't I consulted in these decisions. It's like I'm a little kid or something. Jesus.
Actually, it's okay. We totally need three cars. Actually, maybe we do? One of them is 13 or 14 years old, the other one is five years old but it sucks and we've been trying to sell it for four years. So, okay. Cool. I get a new car. That can't be bad.
Ooh ooh! Or, maybe they bought it so they could give me the old one when I get my driver's license. That's as cool as it is improbable. I would look so sexy, driving around in that '92 Honda Civic station wagon. It's a classic, a perfect model of its generation. Oh, and! Sometimes you can get out of traffic tickets because cops write it down as a sedan when it's really a suburban.
Stupid cops.
Nicky
MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer
3 Comments:
I'm getting my parents Mercedes-Benz E500 and Kosar has a nice Beamer. Eat our putrid, stock-market dust.
By 
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6:57 PM
Yes. There is an issue. The issue is that your parents bought a Toyota... Toyotas are awful cars because the devil uses them as chariots.
Maybe he does, but would the devil buy a shitty car that's going to fall apart after two years?
It's also cool that he's into saving the environment and stuff.
I really respect that.
