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Saturday, February 26, 2005

Damn you, Michaels! 

Mad TV has an Asian guy. He's awesome. They use him for everything. You got a part for an Asian person, he's the man (or woman) for the job.

Why doesn't SNL have an Asian guy? They're fantastic! That's why SNL sucks. No Asians. There are so many potential parts!

-nerd
-kung fu master
-guy that doesn't speak English very well (combine with kung fu master for optimal results)
-scientist
-engineer
-Japanese schoolgirl
-Japanese schoolboy (Come on! It would be funny.)
-Japanese guy that thinks he's ghetto
-Japanese game show host
-Japanese person
-sushi chef
-Kim Jong Il

And many more! Come on! The possibilities are endless here.


Nicky

MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer

4 Comments:

he could play you. Also, I've been in Hawaii with Liam for a week. Saw lava, climbed volcanoes and craters, all that cool shit, you know the drill. Maybe this weekend something with u and kos.

P.S. Nice to see you actually posting.
-The Kagmeister Hawaii Style

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:23 PM  

Did you see real hoola dancers?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:59 PM  

I was on the big island not Maui so I didn't see any hoola. I did see some gorgeous babes in bikinis though. She looked right at me and was checking out my package. I know it!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:08 PM  

Ben, here is a useful rule of thumb that applies specifically to you. It teaches you how to know when a girl is checking out your package.

Here's the rule: If you think a girl is checking out your package, you are wrong.
If you think she's not checking out your package, you are right.

Remember that one.

By Blogger Nicky, at 12:39 AM  

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