HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Spoon is actually a cool band. I just wish those Spoon MP3s of mine didn't have weird little scratching sounds on them.

Anyway, you've all been asking me to post, and by all, I mean like, two people. Which is a significant percentage, really. My point is, leave me a lone and shut up. I appreciate it when you wake me up because I'm forgetting to post or something or I need motivation, but I really hate you guys. Do you realize how lucky you are to get a blog that doesn't suck, never mind actually entertain you? I can't even tell you how many terrible, terrible Livejournals I've been forced to wade through in the name of friendship.

And what's with that anyway? Do people really think those are interesting? Because they're not. They just aren't. Let me explain something about writing: you take an interesting topic and write about it in a way that doesn't make people shoot themselves in the eye with a staple gun, or you write beautifully and make sure to use a topic that doesn't demand the aforementioned staple gun. It's one, the other, or both. Good writing, interesting topic, or both. You cannot have neither of these and still be a good writer. Why do people tell other people about their lives? Almost everyone in middle class, Livejournal-using America either has a painfully boring life or does not in fact recognize the interesting aspects and write about those. Hell, my life is boring, but on the occasion I do talk about it, I try to actually describe it in a way that will be interesting and not suck.

I mean, I know most of these people are only writing for their friends and aren't trying to impress anyone with their writing prowess. But there are just things you don't want to do. For instance, don't passive-aggressively get back at people by dissing them on your blog and then casually telling all their friends that they should check out your Livejournal. I don't actually know anyone who's done that, but I'm sure it happens. Also, don't talk about stuff that even your closest acquaintances would never, EVER find interesting or want to know about. For instance, don't write, "Anyways.. They switched my T.A.. I got 'the new guy'. Lol. I guess he's supposedly pretty short.. School is in 4 days, my birthday is in 8 days.. Wonderful. Weeeee I hope to get one of the following.. LiveJournal, Corel Bryce 5.0, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, Web cam, or a digital camera.. WoO.. Fun! Lol. Made a few more backgrounds, except Jer hasen't been ON so I can't SEND THEM TO HIM. -.- Oo. I think Jerry Springer is on now. Can't miss Jerry Springer! WoO.. ^.^ *Corney movie line* I'll be back."

Damn, I wish I had written that, but I have to give credit to Cassandra, (http://0o_cassandra_o0.tripod.com/Cassandra/). Well, that's her only entry. I'm hoping she realized that she should not major in journalism. And this is not an isolated instance of unfortunate blogging. You know how I found this? I typed in "livejournal" and the first name I could think of.

Still, I shouldn't be so mean, or so much of an elitist asshole. I'm glad the internet is giving the common people back their voice. I just wish they wouldn't use it so much. I think this problem stems in large part from the fact that people get a Livejournal, and then realize that they're supposed to write in it. And like me, they feel obligated to post something in there regularly. Therefore, people with nothing interesting to say will default to the next closest thing, saying something uninteresting and peppering it with internet slang.

As for me, I'm done with my obligatory posting.


Nicky


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