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Thursday, January 27, 2005

I will show that Maddox 

As some of you know, Maddox is a crude little man who runs a website, similar to mine but meaner and much, much more popular (maddox.xmission.com). I never really exactly aspired to be like him or anything, because he's slightly more of an asshole than I want to be, but I have always admired his ability to generate a huge audience by professing hatred towards everything in the world, including his readers. I try to do that; I really do.

But there is one aspect of Maddox's style that I REFUSE to follow. That is, he will go on an unannounced hiatus for weeks at a time (so far it's been about a month) without writing anything. Yes, yes I know I've done that too, but understand that he receives thousands of hits a day and I get six or seven.

So yes, I don't have the same responsibility to his fans that Maddox does, but I do owe it to my three or four ravenous fans, the ones who check the site more than twice a day, to produce more words. Always more words.

Of course, a total lack of inspiration can make it hard to get anything written, but by GOD if the writers of "24" can do it, so can I.

Seriously, I will tell you the minute anything that could even be considered interesting happens to me, or if I imagine something interesting and decide it would make a pretty good lie to tell about myself, you will be the first to hear it.


Nicky

P.S.: Tell your friends how great I am so I'll get more fans. It's called "giving me incentive."

MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer
Posted by: Nicky / 10:45 PM

8 Comments:

I think that Maddox's lack of posting is a strategy to get more hits. The anticipation for each of his posts is much greater, and though their quality is not any better, it SEEMS better due to the anticipation. By pissing people off who have nothing better to do than check his site 10 times a day, they become people who check his site 50 times a day. I bet his hits have greatly increased over the last 3 months as he has barely written anything. Genius. Pure, assholic genius.

Kagan

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:07 PM  

I really did not appreciate Mr. Maddox's last post. Our music is spiritual. It's like the word of god. So sacred. So holy.

- Bono

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:46 PM  

Wow man. You got Bono to post on your site. That counts as like 2 hits, or half of one. I'm not sure.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:32 PM  

You really shouldn't mess around with Bono. God gets kind of pissed when you fuck around with his son.

By Blogger Nicky, at 10:30 PM  

Nicky, you're the one who wrote the post. Who are you giving advice to not to mess with Bono? Yourself? Schizo.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:00 PM  

Don't you like our music Nicky? I was going to give you concerts to come see us (hello hello there's a place called vertigo). But now i'm not so sure.

-Bono

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:49 PM  

Four words for you, Bono: "Uno, dos, tres, catorce."

I only listen to rock stars that can count to four.

By Blogger Nicky, at 10:09 PM  

Oh yea? At least I have cable!

- Bono

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:05 PM  

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