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I'm kind of scared. Well, concerned really. For the past five years or so, the Simpsons have been chugging along without a laugh in the world. And I've grown to accept that, to expect it, maybe even to love it. But this year, it's as if... as if it's gotten funny again. Like, I don't know how! But it's true. It's as if they hired new writers, writers who understood the art of humor. If only such a thing were real. Not only am I almost rarely offended by aggressively bad jokes, but these days I often find myself smiling, even laughing out loud at the Simpsons. What have they done to my SHOW? Well, whatever they did, they should have started a long time ago.

Or is it just me? Am I a freak? Somebody, won't you please help?


Dude, d00d! I just saw an ad for 24! Apparently, what's in this briefcase could determine the fate of the world. It's up to JACK BAUER to stop it in its ruthless quest for world domination!

"24", Season 3: "Briefcase Blues," or "How I Learned to Stop Caring and Love 'Repetitive Keifer Sutherland Sutherland Show'", or "I Hear Kim Doesn't Play a Prominent Role This Season... So I Guess the Mountain Lion is Unemployed."


Dude, this episode of Arrested Development contains some coarse language! I am in for such a great episode! Maybe the FCC finally lowered their standards on television decency controls. That would explain why Colin Farrell said "I shit you not" yesterday. Actually, I probably hallucinated that. I really don't think it's legal for him to do that.


Nicky

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