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Friday, November 12, 2004

Mikey's Back! 

I'd like to celebrate the triumphant return of my first and finest fan, the fan in whose footsteps all future fans would follow.

His is a tale of friendship, loyalty, and strength.

Mikey and Nicky were the best of friends, not unlike Frodo and Samwise, but without the rampant homosexual undertones.

They did everything together, except not really.

Long story short, he moved to Memphis and during that summer Nicky started writing this blog.

Nicky invited Mikey to visit his site, and eventually allowed him to become his partner in literation.

But Mikey was also Nicky's biggest fan, doggedly checking his site, sometimes 16 or 17 times a day.

Eventually his contributions to the mighty blog waned, but his fanship remained as strong as ever.

One day, the demons that had lain dormant inside Mikey's computer system erupted in a flurry of malicious activity, the malignancy of which had never before been seen.

One day Mikey visited Nicky's site to pay his respects, but found the same article as the last time.

The next day he was confronted by that same article.

And the next. And the next.


And the next.

Mikey continued to check back every day, hoping that Nicky's posts would return to bring joy back into his life.

But there were no posts.

One day Mikey asked Nicky, "Why are there no more posts?"

Nicky responded, "There are. there have been many posts since the last moon."

"But I have seen none, " replied his loyal fan.

"Then, there is something wrong with the internet where you live," said Nicky.

And Mikey understood that the demons of the internet had ruined his life.

Eventually, he resigned himself to suffering.

Many days passed, and many weeks, and then many months passed.

One day, Mikey told himself, "I cannot continue like this. I must give up the dream of Nicky's site." And he resigned himself never to check for more updates.

But suddenly, he felt a feeling, a magical feeling bubble up from inside.
"What is this wonderful feeling?" Mikey asked himself, but he already knew.

Joyously, he clicked on his bookmark to Nicky's site, and lo' and behold he discovered a new post. They were all there! Months and months of posts that Mikey had missed, displayed themselves proudly on Mikey's computer screen.

And Mikey could take no more.

He ran through the streets of his town, tears of joy streaming down his face as he triumphantly shouted, "The website is back! Nicky's website is back!"

And that is the story of Nicky's finest fan.


Nicky

MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer

7 Comments:

What a great fan, man! He even confirms my bogus fairy tales. Why can't you guys be more like that?

By Blogger Nicky, at 7:39 PM  

what kind of shack?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:18 PM  

I hate you both.

By Blogger Nicky, at 4:10 PM  

Yeah, sure. Why doesn't someone invite Geoff over? Fine with me. Maybe he'll bring some sense to the party.

By Blogger Nicky, at 9:24 PM  

wait geoff where do you live? you live close by?

-kos

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:59 PM  

so im assuming that if you ever wanted to come that youd hitch a ride with nicky. well sounds good to me whenever.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:16 PM  

Yeah Geof. I don't mind that you're liberal, MAC scum. So is Nicky. Come on down to South Salem and Kosar and I would be glad to host you.

Kagan

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:43 PM  

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