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Tuesday, November 02, 2004
I Can't Fucking Take This
Four More Years! Four More Years!
THE FIRST FOUR WEREN'T ENOUGH? FUCKING HELL!
I don't see how after four years of this shit, the race is this close?
OWWW!!! The voices on the television are going into my ears and making my brain vibrate!
My friend Lukas said, "Bush is going to win. I asked George Washington." Now, I don't know if that's a bit of Lukas's trademark pessimism or if he's just stoned; if I were going to do some drugs, I would certainly be doing them now. But what I say is, Don't be pessimistic about the election. Your bad vibes will KILL THE RACE! Positivity! Like John Edwards says, let's make this positive. Because I don't want to come off all mystical about how your energy will change the world, but if you do not start thinking some optimistic-fucking-thoughts, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, AND I WILL MAKE YOU PAY.
If George Bush wins, I will not do anything dangerous. I will not gouge out my eyes with a spoon or drink myself into a stumbling, vomiting stupor, and I will not beat a hooker to death in the back seat of a Toyota Celica. But I do have about a quarter of a 20 oz. bottle of 7UP, and I will drink it. I will drink it to death!
I'll probably go to bed soon, because last night I passed out on the floor and then inexplicably woke up lying on top of my bed. And I don't want to be doing any of that unconscious shit tonight. But this is really creepy. I'm going to go to sleep, and when I wake up, the presidential race will be over. I think we all know that the first thing I'm going to do tomorrow is check out the news.
And that's the important thing: get involved with the politics. I'm doing the bare minimum by talking about what I believe. The more dedicated—or those 18 or older—of us can really do useful things. Because no matter who wins, there's still next time, and the next time. No matter who you support, and no matter who ends up president tomorrow, make it important to you. Because if you're going to spend the next four years bitching about whoever gets elected, you had better have made an effort to do something about it while you still had the chance.
And if you like Kerry, and if he wins, don't stop there. Getting John Kerry elected is the very first step. Just because he's president, if he is, doesn't mean you stop caring. Because he is going to do stupid things. You give a man four years, HE WILL DO STUPID THINGS. So keep the pressure on.
Go get some sleep. And with luck....
Nicky Young
MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer
THE FIRST FOUR WEREN'T ENOUGH? FUCKING HELL!
I don't see how after four years of this shit, the race is this close?
OWWW!!! The voices on the television are going into my ears and making my brain vibrate!
My friend Lukas said, "Bush is going to win. I asked George Washington." Now, I don't know if that's a bit of Lukas's trademark pessimism or if he's just stoned; if I were going to do some drugs, I would certainly be doing them now. But what I say is, Don't be pessimistic about the election. Your bad vibes will KILL THE RACE! Positivity! Like John Edwards says, let's make this positive. Because I don't want to come off all mystical about how your energy will change the world, but if you do not start thinking some optimistic-fucking-thoughts, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, AND I WILL MAKE YOU PAY.
If George Bush wins, I will not do anything dangerous. I will not gouge out my eyes with a spoon or drink myself into a stumbling, vomiting stupor, and I will not beat a hooker to death in the back seat of a Toyota Celica. But I do have about a quarter of a 20 oz. bottle of 7UP, and I will drink it. I will drink it to death!
I'll probably go to bed soon, because last night I passed out on the floor and then inexplicably woke up lying on top of my bed. And I don't want to be doing any of that unconscious shit tonight. But this is really creepy. I'm going to go to sleep, and when I wake up, the presidential race will be over. I think we all know that the first thing I'm going to do tomorrow is check out the news.
And that's the important thing: get involved with the politics. I'm doing the bare minimum by talking about what I believe. The more dedicated—or those 18 or older—of us can really do useful things. Because no matter who wins, there's still next time, and the next time. No matter who you support, and no matter who ends up president tomorrow, make it important to you. Because if you're going to spend the next four years bitching about whoever gets elected, you had better have made an effort to do something about it while you still had the chance.
And if you like Kerry, and if he wins, don't stop there. Getting John Kerry elected is the very first step. Just because he's president, if he is, doesn't mean you stop caring. Because he is going to do stupid things. You give a man four years, HE WILL DO STUPID THINGS. So keep the pressure on.
Go get some sleep. And with luck....
Nicky Young
MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer
1 Comments:
Fuck you. I wasn't being pessimistic, or stoned. I happen to hate weed almost as much as Cocaine and Extacy. Though I do seem like a pessimist, when it comes down to the moment, I'm always optimistic. I was PRAYING last night for Kerry. The truth is, I flipped a quarter, while asking Washington what would happen. He told me, their is nothing to do about that. I'm a religious person, NIcky, and therefore had to believe it.
