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Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Halo 2 

Well, I don't have an Xbox, so I wouldn't know how good it is. But from what I've heard, it lives up to its title, which is to say that it is in fact a gift from heaven. From the reviews I've read, Halo 2 is actually the second incarnation of The Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Saviour. Well, that's a relief. I thought he was never going to show up. Apparently they just had to add the bump mapping.

I can actually feel my more socially adept audience fleeing from this website. Well, fuck you guys if you think you're too cool for me.

But, can it really be that good? I mean, I guess it is. That's really the only conclusion I can possibly reach on this one. Too bad though, because I was kind of hoping Half Life 2 would be the real thing. I guess it still could be. It could actually, you know, be the father of Jesus. Well, I'll have to try it out soon.

You know what's awesome? We're learning fight choreography at school. I mean, we did that last year, but not with SWORDS. Swords, for Pete's sake! And then we'll be splitting into groups of two and choreographing fight scenes. With swords and stabbing! Anyone have any ideas in that regard? You know, what kind of style, any special moves, that kind of thing. I know a couple of you out there have got ideas. You're smart people.

Okay, but I gotta go f'real.


Nicky

MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer

5 Comments:

I want an xbox...

By Blogger Kalus, at 10:21 PM  

Buy some old sega genesis off of e-bay and get all of the old-school Mortal Kombat games. That should give you some inspiration. And about Halo 2, it makes Halo look like a crappy, second-rate sequel.

-Kagan

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:18 PM  

Buy some old sega genesis off of e-bay and get all of the old-school Mortal Kombat games. That should give you some inspiration. And about Halo 2, it makes Halo look like a crappy, second-rate demo.

-Kagan

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:18 PM  

So, what you're saying is you "randomly stumbled" onto a website called "HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!"? Or maybe you were just looking up Halo 2.

Still, it's nice to hear from someone that I don't already know in real life. I checked out your site and it's lookin' pretty good. Hope to hear from you in the future.

By Blogger Nicky, at 11:46 AM  

Well, Geoffrey, I can't invite you to play because I don't HAVE an Xbox. Or anything, really.

And people should pay you to mod their Xboxes? From what I've heard, you take peoples' Xboxes and even though they have Halo 2 IN THEIR POSSESSION, they are unable to play because YOU are modding their Xbox. At least, that's what I've heard.

By Blogger Nicky, at 9:20 PM  

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