HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

FOX!

Whom else. I hate you. Fair and balanced my ass. Irony, oh cruel irony!

"Blah blah blah, there were over 100,000 protesters today."

Yeah? About 400,000 over. More than 400,000 protesters were estimated to be at the RNC protest.

Bastards. Oh my god. On the news, the reporter just said that cops were investigating suspect trucks, and as she said that, it showed two cops grabbing a truck driver out of his seat, throwing him on the ground and cuffing him. Thanks guys. Feel a lot safer now.

A lot of people thought the RNC would bring in money, but it looks like they'll probably lose money. Over 75 million dollars are spent on security, and lots of wealthier people have left the city to avoid the whole chaos. And plenty of money is lost because traffic is so clogged, it takes forever for anyone to get to work or buy things.

Ooh, here's a heading: "It may be their anniversary, but that's not going to stop the Cheney's from doing their political duty."

Really? REALLY?! It's the Republican National Convention and the VICE PRESIDENT is doing his political duty? Well! SOMEONE earned his ice cream cake! Ha ha, look at that! It's got a whale on it. Says, "A whale of a vice president". Eat your cake, fatty; if your arteries get clogged we can always stick another plastic tube in there. Asshole.

And on the FOX news, they were talking about security precautions, and showing how they have all these cameras planted on the outside of buildings, and they show these cops just sitting there watching the monitors. Is that supposed to be creepy? It's creepy. They're all laughing about how good the resolution is:

"Ha ha ha, the focus is so good, Jim, you can practically read that menu over there!"
"That's right, Tom, they're always watching you!"
"Ah ha ha ha! That's pretty horrifying."
"Sure thing, Tom."

Ah ha ha ha... eugh.

And what's with all the police, anyway? Who are they protecting? I mean, what are the protesters supposed to do? There's no one for them to attack except for the cops! Does anyone see the irony here? You get a bunch of anti-war, anti-republican, PEACEFUL protesters here, and you get a bunch of policemen to stand there with big sticks and riot gear? But, I mean, yeah, those peaceful protesters can get nasty. I hear they turn on each other like rabid wolverine. Sometimes, ankles are bitten.

Yeah, okay. I'll whip out my freeform-style Garfield "review" soon.

Nicky

MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer (6) comments

Hello, I'm back. Yeah.

People have been wondering, out loud, whether I'm still alive. "I'm sitting right next to you," I tell them. But apparently they judge my relative liveliness by the frequency of my posts.

Well, I still am quite alive, after my triumphant return from a week in Aspen, Colorado, that hive of scum and villainy, home of the fifteen dollar sandwich.

I saw my brother there, we hung out a little. Our hotel room was huge! It was like a house. It had a living room, three bedrooms, four bathrooms, and an indoor football stadium. Not really. No football.

There wasn't too much to do there, so I spent a lot of time downstairs in my room, watching—and I measured this—over six thousand hours of television. See, I don't have cable back home. Yeah.

So on the plane ride back to America, which is to say, New York (ha ha, joke!), the film known as Garfield: the Movie was perpetrated on me. If I ever meet the corporate whores responsible for that movie, blood will be shed.

Oh man, I wrote in a notebook all of the pertinent thoughts I experienced as I watched the movie, but the notebook I wrote them in is elsewhere. I'll get back to everyone with my stream-of-consciousness review when I find the notebook.

Okay, look, I think this is the problem I have right now, with the posting: I'm waiting too long between posts. I operate best when I have a single subject or two to speak of, instead of a week and a half, or six weeks really, to talk about. And I've decided that I'm not going to do a post on my trip to Europe. There's just too much there. But seriously, I'll get back into prime typing condition in no time!

Until then, at your disposable,

Nicky Young

MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer (1) comments

HEY ALL! Guess who's back?



ME.

Right. So, I've spent the past five weeks in Italy and France, traveling with a group of 14 other Americans, learning and performing the theater style of Commedia Dell'Arte, and staying at camp grounds and youth hostels.

It was awesome. But, I got nothing to say right now.

Which doesn't mean I'm not going to tell you, there's a chance I will. But I don't really FEEL the NEED to relate my journeys to you, probably because when I went to Mexico and reported, I was there about 10 days, instead of five weeks. It's a lot harder to pick out the right stuff.

On the other hand, I just got home and slept for three hours. I'm kind of out of it and maybe I'll feel up to the challenge in a bit, but I also have to mention that on SATURDAY, I'm leaving with my family to visit my brother in Aspen, Colorado. Yeah, I know, this is a new part.

So basically, I'm sorry if I never get out a post on my rather, extended absence, and don't be offended at my lack of a post for another week, starting Saturday.

Okay, that wasn't very eloquent. Clearly I need to get back in the swing of things. See in a bit.


Nicky

MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer (1) comments