HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Zing! No, seriously. some of you may have noticed that I changed the title of my blog. Do not PANIC. It's still the same OkayYeahWhatever.Blogspot.com you've come to know and love, or know and hate, yet feel an unholy compulsion to visit every 16 seconds. But what it isn't is, it isn't the same OkayYeahWhatever.Blogspot.com that people who find my site accidentally while looking for porn know.

Here's the idea. With my newish hit counter, I'm able to check all sorts of stats about the people that visit my website, including what words they typed into the search engine that led to my site. Keep in mind that this information is all free and easy to access, and I did NOT have to pay a sinister Danish corporation called Djævel millions of dollars in Snuggle brand fabric softener to attain it. Ha... they LOVE that stuff. That is to say, they... DON'T... love... that stuff.

Now then, where was I? Well, I definitely wasn't in Denmark! No sir! I mean, why would I even BE at the Hotel Goldsmeden in Copenhagen? Exactly! I WOULDN'T.

Right, where was... heh, nice try. Okay, so with my free, and completely legitimate hit counter and stat thing, I can look at what searches people use which lead them to my site. Now, I'd say at least 75% of the searches involve, that's right, pornography. Many people have mistakenly found my site after searching for say, "emma watson blossomed breasts porno" and stumble upon my little site. What's that about? Now, I'm not going to say anything about porn here (ha ha, why would I? Heh... heh), but seriously. What do you expect to find? Hey look, it's that porno that Emma Watson did! I'm glad I Googled that. Yeah... it's that video she did before she made it big. When she was ELEVEN.

No, that's not the point. Or is it... not. Yes. It IS not. Never mind. So, I figure that the more words found on my website which appear in searches for porn, the more hits I'm going to get. It's basically an experiment in how the wording of my web page affects my hit count. I put up the current title, because that's what people look at first when they do a search, and with a title that unambiguous, I think I'll be getting a few more hits than usual.

AND, in an unexpected twist, I'm going to let you guys in on the game, with this nifty new link to my stats page. I'd like to thank the people at StatCounter, who are surprisingly enough, not Danish, for providing me with their services and allowing me to give you this link, which is both easy to use and easy to memorize.

http://my.statcounter.com/project/standard/stats.php?project_id=302316&guest=1

Excelsior!

Nicky

MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer