HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

That pretty much says it all.

For those blissfully unaware of the massive ineptitude that is FOX's summer lineup, Quintuplets is the hot new sitcom about... quintuplets.

See, FOX has a long and miserable tradition of airing a whole bunch of shows, some of them brilliant and some of them incredibly shitty, then canceling the brilliant ones. Now, of course there are some exceptions (see: The Simpsons), but think about it. Now, you may disagree with some of these, but let's take a look: Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Firefly, um... a lot of other stuff... and of course, the inimitable Family Guy. And I have to put up with even one minute of Quintuplets?

Now, I may not be the best judge. I only saw the first minute and the last 30 seconds of tonight's season premiere. But they really sucked. I was in physical pain. And if the beginning and end sucked, I'm not going to assume that's just there style.

Bizarro World Me: You know, some people make shows... where they put all the worst material at the beginning of a show... so no one will want to watch the rest of the episode. It's a... you know... a style. It's "hip".

God, Bizarro World Nicky, you're a moron.

Bizarro World Me: And you're the sexiest thing since sliced bread.

Oh please, don't be silly!

Heh heh... that kid is all right!

Anyway, don't watch Quintuplets. It sucks. And it will take valuable air-time from FOX's smattering of good shows. Like Futurama. Oh no, wait. They CANCELED Futurama.


Nicky

MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer