HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Hola amigos, I know it's been a while since I rapped at you.

Deal with it.

I haven't really felt like writing that much lately, but that comes and goes, as you may know by now. I think this may be my body's and mind's way of releasing me from the blog so I can go to Europe on July 8th and not worry about it too much for the next five weeks. You know, takes the sting out a little. You guys, I don't know what you guys will do. I would suggest looking into web comics if you get bored:

Penny-Arcade.com
QuestionableContent.net
ScaryGoRound.com
RPGWorldComic.com

These are just a few of the many comics by which I determine what day it is. They are quite excellent.

And of course there's Maddox.Xmission.com, the home of the internet's second most colorful character on the internet. Wink, wink. But that's already up there on my front page with some other quality such and such, so that shouldn't be a problem.

Oh, right, the TITLE! Of the post. It was for a reason. See, Spider-Man 2, a sort of gala event for the nerds of the world, is out on Wednesday, but the New York Times review is out TODAY! Which means, I already read it:

http://movies.nytimes.com/pages/movies/index.html

Now, if you don't want to read it (foolish enfants!) basically the reviewer says that it's really quite good, better than the first, except the action sequences are the weakest part of the movie. He states that the director, Sam Raimi doesn't have an instinct for CGI action scenes, but I thought that stuff in the first Spider-Man was fantastic and additionally, awesome, so what does he know. Stupid head.

And here I am, still haven't seen Harry Potter. And I wanted to see the Dodgeball movie, although that would surely make a fine rental. Or is it one of those, "You really have to be there to witness the Xtreme dodgeball action!" kind of things? No it's not. That's my point.

I might not write again for a long time, as I shall be departing within one week. On the other hand there is a chance I will fire off another post before I blast of to Italy. I'll keep a journal, similar to that of which I brought home from Mexico. And I know you liked that one. Except I'll be gone FIVE WEEKS. I'll probably either have to condense my little story for you guys in a fashion that is simultaneously mad, extreme, and to the max, or bite the bullet and tell it over an extended period of time. Or maybe it won't be very interesting and I'll forget the whole thing.

That's why I'm so mysterious: you never know WHAT I'm going to do, or where my body is going to turn up!

MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer