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Wednesday, June 09, 2004
For Fuck's sake, Reagan. Stop wasting my airtime.
Hey man, no disrespect for the dead or anything, but I'm sick of fucking Ronald Reagan. Not that I ever liked him in the first place. I don't know enough about him to rant about it, but I'm pretty sure he was responsible for some pretty poor decisions.
My problem right now, however, is the way his death, and all celebrity death's waste so much airtime. There I go to turn on the Simpsons and fucking Reagan is being carried around Washington D.C. in some funeral procession. I mean, fine, he was a big important guy, and you gotta have a funeral for big important celebrities, but why does anyone even want to see this shit? It's a bunch of soldiers marching slowly, and black cars driving around. I DON'T CARE.
And there's the fucking FOX guy, trying to give an actual, informative commentary on the whole affair, despite the fact that he's just a stupid grin in a nice suit. "These are members of congress. Now the body is being processioned... or something. Hey look, a dog!"
He actually did mention some dog, although the cameraman is equally responsible for focusing on a god damned fucking dog. Waste my time with this! The guy behind the camera focuses on this dog in big fountain or something, and maybe it's a SIGNIFICANT dog, maybe it's Robin Williams' dog, I DON'T KNOW, but who cares what it's doing in the fountain? The news guy is like, "And there is the dog... if it's smiling, I think you can see why."
For one, no, I can't see why. Why the hell would it be smiling? Secondly, it's a DOG. They don't SMILE. Is it smiling because Ronald Reagan is dead? Why would the newscaster want to say a thing like that? That's not a good career move.
And what's the big deal about this guy dying anyway? So, he's dead now. It's not like he was doing a whole lot before. I don't remember him speaking at any charity benefits or publishing any books. You know why? He was 93! He had Alzheimer's disease! And yeah, that's too bad, but you know, 93 fucking years old is not a bad life-span for a guy with Alzheimer's. So what are you all mourning about?
Man, I want to watch the Simpsons and eat my Lucky Charms. Waste of time.
Nicky
MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer
My problem right now, however, is the way his death, and all celebrity death's waste so much airtime. There I go to turn on the Simpsons and fucking Reagan is being carried around Washington D.C. in some funeral procession. I mean, fine, he was a big important guy, and you gotta have a funeral for big important celebrities, but why does anyone even want to see this shit? It's a bunch of soldiers marching slowly, and black cars driving around. I DON'T CARE.
And there's the fucking FOX guy, trying to give an actual, informative commentary on the whole affair, despite the fact that he's just a stupid grin in a nice suit. "These are members of congress. Now the body is being processioned... or something. Hey look, a dog!"
He actually did mention some dog, although the cameraman is equally responsible for focusing on a god damned fucking dog. Waste my time with this! The guy behind the camera focuses on this dog in big fountain or something, and maybe it's a SIGNIFICANT dog, maybe it's Robin Williams' dog, I DON'T KNOW, but who cares what it's doing in the fountain? The news guy is like, "And there is the dog... if it's smiling, I think you can see why."
For one, no, I can't see why. Why the hell would it be smiling? Secondly, it's a DOG. They don't SMILE. Is it smiling because Ronald Reagan is dead? Why would the newscaster want to say a thing like that? That's not a good career move.
And what's the big deal about this guy dying anyway? So, he's dead now. It's not like he was doing a whole lot before. I don't remember him speaking at any charity benefits or publishing any books. You know why? He was 93! He had Alzheimer's disease! And yeah, that's too bad, but you know, 93 fucking years old is not a bad life-span for a guy with Alzheimer's. So what are you all mourning about?
Man, I want to watch the Simpsons and eat my Lucky Charms. Waste of time.
Nicky
MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer
1 Comments:
I thought that was such a great post I was going to show it to my mom. Then I go thought 'what the hell am I doing?' and didn't.
