HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

I go almost a year with this email account, about five years with various email accounts, and not ONE email from the prince of Nigeria!

But, today, as if to punish me for me good fortune, fucking Steven Mark Ishaya sends me not one, two, three, four, or six messages, but five! Five of the same message! He must be really desperate. Poor Steven Mark Ishaya (that's a nice, traditional, Nigerian name, by the way), I guess he doesn't have anyone else to help him do whatever it is he needs to do with his $28,500,000 dollars US currency. Well, I must admit, I AM a foreign investor. No I'm not.

So, on the one hand, I've heard stories about this guy, nasty stories. Like, that he doesn't exist. On the other hand, how could I resist an email with the subject header "YOUR GODLY ASISTANCE NEEDE!!!"? Isn't that just darling? I guess he can't just email a lawyer or something; that would be complicated. No, it makes more sense to email me. Excuse me, am I in your address book, Mr. Nigerian royalty? Did you stumble upon my blog and decide, this guy sounds mature and trustworthy. Perhaps I should entrust my life's story and secrets with him.

But, I'm really tempted to write back to him. Just to see what happens. But I really don't want to risk my computer or email account. I might have to found a new account and write him back. But that's too much work. So I'll probably just research this thing online.

Seacrest, out!

Nicky

MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
AIM: Jake Aimer