HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Not a lot of updates lately, as you can see, but I will continue doing this until I go so long without writing a post that the providers take away my website and sue me for criminal neglect. You know, some people have a problem with being neglected. Not me. I love it. I don't actually like the word, because it sounds like some weird Australian Aborigine dish that's really delicious and you're all like, "Mm! What is this?" And they're all like, "Wallaby embryos," and you're like, "Oh... on second thought this tastes like wallaby embryos!" And then you vomit all over them, and BAM, suddenly you're not cool enough to have diplomatic immunity and the tribe impales you on their pointy sticks and leaves you for the platypi and kangaroo hawks, which descend to the ground at hundreds of miles an hour and with a giant bound, leap into the sky.

So, the thing about neglect is, you have to do it right. You can't just leave your kid in the house with nothing to eat or do. You have to make sure he's got a book or a computer or something, and he needs to have food that's easy to prepare, like ramen soup. Under those circumstances, I could conceivably stand to be neglected for days at a time.

Anyway, my point is, has anyone seen that commercial? For the facial wash or whatever? The one with the two girls who don't say anything except make primitive grunting noises? Right. No one seems to notice the sexual undertones of that scene. Okay, these two girls go into a bathroom in the morning, and they're supposed to be sisters or whatever, but they're both hot, and that's the important thing. So they're all washing themselves, rubbing facial wash all over their faces, and the whole time they're making these moans and grunts and smiling slyly at each other. What is going on here? And this wasn't Cinemax or even HBO, it's NETWORK TELEVISION. Now, I'm just as into lesbians as the next guy (and a few of you girls: You know who I'm talking to. Eh? Eh?) but I was shocked. I mean, I found myself asking if this kind of thing is allowed on network television. They have to make a huge deal about Janet Jackson's breasts, but they don't do anything about a minute long ad that shows to girls who have clearly engaged in sexual activity WITH EACH OTHER during the past several hours. SISTERS, no less. Disgusting. Absolutely terrible.

If you need me, I'll be watching the Christianity/Hallmark channel.

Nicky

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