HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

So annoying! I've been watching Angel since its premiere in... neh, not going to bother. Anyway, it's a pretty good show, or at least it was until maybe, this season. Anyway, this character Winifred was killed and inhabitated by this super demon from very ancient times. So, she used to be like, all-powerful in the ancient times whenever that was with the demons all ruling the earth and crushing man underfoot and such.

So, now, she inhabits this girl, and in the process, kills her (oops!), only to find that her empire has long since crumbled away, and despite her fighting prowess, immortality, and ability to fuck with time, she's pretty much powerless.

Okay, that's all fairly interesting, the idea of a former god being rendered mainly powerless and having to try to cope with it and all, you know, that's a solid idea. But you know what? She's fucking annoying.

She's the most obnoxious god-creature I've ever seen in text, type, or whatever. God! She doesn't shut up! Every one of the last four or however many episodes she's been in, she keeps talking and talking, and whining, and going all, "Oh, I used to be all awesome and you were the cow turds on my 'shroom, and now what am I? I'm nothing." It's the equivalent of one of those old guys talking about the golden days and they're going, "Yeeeap. Time was, you could buy three dimes for a nickel." Just shut up, Old Timer.

And always with the Goth language. Oh, you quaked in horror. Your purpose was naught but to serve me. You think an ancient demon chick would learn to be less fucking dramatic. Maybe her way of crushing the tiny ants involved irritating them to death. I am your god, and you are nothing. Nothing, I say! Cower in fear, for I am the demon of demons. I am the destroyer of all! Fuck you.

And you know what just happened at the end of this episode? They took away her power so now she can't time-fuck and she's not as strong or anything. Oh great! NOW she'll stop whining! FUCK!

Nicky

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