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Tuesday, April 06, 2004
Ha... the British.
So, I'm watching 24 right? And Jack Bauer breaks into this woman's house with his partner guy, and this chick it is like, "You're not taking me to jail, Biotch! Un un un!" or something like that, and Jack's like, "You're not going to jail, we'll turn you over to MI:6 (Britain's CIA-type thing), a foreign agency, where your constitutional rights will be void."
Yeah... we're talking England here, right? Ah, what will those uncivilized brutes do to that poor woman?
Brit: Hello, Ma'am. Tell me your secrets.
Woman: No!
Brit: Please do.
Woman: No!
Brit: All right, perhaps we're going about this all wrong... would you like some tea?
Woman: Well, all right. Sure!
Brit: Well, too bad! You may have no tea! Oh, that would be horrible.
Woman: Oh, it's okay, I don't... really... you know, need any tea...
Brit: No, no, I insist.
Woman: Okay... you sure? Well, thank you—
Brit: But you can't have any sugar! Ah HA HA HA HA! How was that?
Woman: Oh, it was, it was really good... very evil.
Brit: Really? Are you sure? Brilliant! Now... can I get you anything?
See? See how this doesn't make much sense?
Okay, I'm gonna go now. Bye.
Nicky
AIM: Jake Aimer
MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
Yeah... we're talking England here, right? Ah, what will those uncivilized brutes do to that poor woman?
Brit: Hello, Ma'am. Tell me your secrets.
Woman: No!
Brit: Please do.
Woman: No!
Brit: All right, perhaps we're going about this all wrong... would you like some tea?
Woman: Well, all right. Sure!
Brit: Well, too bad! You may have no tea! Oh, that would be horrible.
Woman: Oh, it's okay, I don't... really... you know, need any tea...
Brit: No, no, I insist.
Woman: Okay... you sure? Well, thank you—
Brit: But you can't have any sugar! Ah HA HA HA HA! How was that?
Woman: Oh, it was, it was really good... very evil.
Brit: Really? Are you sure? Brilliant! Now... can I get you anything?
See? See how this doesn't make much sense?
Okay, I'm gonna go now. Bye.
Nicky
AIM: Jake Aimer
MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.