HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Ungh... It's been a while since my last post. Feel obligated, need more post. Okay... what's happened during my spring break? Talked to people, ate food, used computer.

I've been back into this Super Nintendo emulator thing for the past month or so and let me say some stuff:

Super Mario RPG is quite a good game. I got sort of tired of it about 4/5 through, but I had to finish because it's such a short game. I would have shamed my proud Chinese ancestors otherwise.

Super Mario World is harder than a diamond watching porno. Okay... it's not that hard. I'm just terrible at platform games.

Yoshi's Island is also fairly hard. Because I suck. Whaa, whaa, whaa, says Baby Mario. So I throw an egg at him. Whatever.

I saw Hellboy yesterday, and if I'm not mistaken, I enjoyed it. Yes, I'm pretty sure I did. Ron Perlman was great of course, as were most of the supporting cast. There was this clockwork Nazi guy who was really cool. His veins were filled with sand, and instead of a heart, he had these gears, and he wound himself up. Yeah, I have no idea how that works either, but it was pretty freakin' cool. He had these blades that he spun around and killed people with. They were all like "whisswhisswhisswhisswhiss!" and six guys would just fall down. Just some cool stuff. I admit some of the stuff was like "meh?" and I would like to have seen Hellboy fight more stuff instead of just the same monster over and over again, but I rather enjoyed the movie. On a scale of 1 to 10, I rate this movie, "big."

I also saw Donnie Darko, on DVD. It was good. It's all sci-fi and stuff, and there's this guy in a giant, evil, bunny suit, and weird, confusing things happen that require you to watch the movie at least twice, and probably one of those times you should listen to the commentary, and... yeah, it was cool. Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal are in it, as well as Jena Malone and some other folk. It's a cult classic, people, so you should see it. I award this movie "good prize." Also, I shall provide the 3 Marketeers with this tasty quote: "Donnie Darko is a sexy, edge-of-your seat, thrill ride."

Well, that's it for now.

AIM: Jake Aimer
MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.