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For a long item, I've felt this dread in me, this since of overwhelming foreboding. I think I need to write a story. I don't want to though. I haven't really done any creative writing outside of this website since sometime during the last school year. They used to make us do it in English class, and without that, I don't really write any stories. But I have all these damned IDEAS. God, that sucks. And I don't feel like I'm being intellectually stimulated to the best of my abilities at school, because it's an ART SCHOOL. There are plenty of creative, artistic people, but maybe not a lot who are capable of topping a B average. Oh well.

No, but I think I need to write a story, because these ideas germinate in me, and I think I can write good dialogue and such, but I can't get started, and I don't really feel the desire, but I feel the need, like these plans and characters are boiling inside of me, and it hurts like a bitch. But I don't want to compose an entire story—that's the hard part—ah! So conflicted! Someone should solve my problem.

Also, I was recently inspired by this Book-A-Minute web page, because they're cool; http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/
They summarize books into like, four sentences, and some of it's pretty funny. Anyway, I kind of wanted to do something like that, but how does that work? I could just do that for whatever book I'm reading, but I don't read nearly as much as I used to. I can summarize books I've already read, but just choosing books would seem arbitrary. What would be fun is if people emailed me asking me to summarize a book, but seeing as there are a lot of books, it's not THAT likely that I'll have read the book you suggest. It's worth a shot. I think I'll summarize the book I'm currently trudging through—Wonder Boys, by Michael Chabon—when I'm done reading it.

So, yesterday I was watching this Tenacious D DVD, and I saw all the episodes of the HBO series (there weren't many) and I realized something: they weren't very good. The episodes just weren't particularly funny. But Tenacious D itself rocks. Hm. I think the album is better than the contents of the shows, but that's just me. I was also reviewing my homemade tape of fights from the Matrix Reloaded, and I decided, once again, that those fight scenes are really cool. Say what you will about the movie, I'll probably agree, but I think the fight scenes are awesome. Sure, some of the stuff in the brawl with all those Smiths, and other things, look fake and wrong, but on the whole, there's some really exemplary work going on.

Wow, this post has been really deficient of paragraph breaks, hasn't it? Oh well, who cares. Anyway, the reason I was studying the fights is because, as PART OF MY CLASS, AT SCHOOL, I have to CHOREOGRAPH A FIGHT SCENE with a friend. Can you believe how cool that is? If you can't, it is because you are fools.

Oh, wait, now that I look, the paragraphs are just fine.

Okay, I'm leaving now.

Nicky

AIM: Jake Aimer
MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.