HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Are these titles just getting dumber and dumber? Ha ha. Fire the writers fire the writers! Ha ha!

So, I saw my friend Dorothy today, which is fairly uncommon because we don't have any classes together and such. But anyway, I saw her as we were getting on the train (1 or the 9, Downtown!) and she was looking at this Teen People magazine. Now, as the story goes, Dorothy was walking the street (you know: walking) when she was accosted by a team of Teen People agents or whatever. They were looking for a girl with really frizzy/curly hair, such as Dorothy's, so they asked her to come to their building so they could do a before and after picture of her, before and after she used some sort of hair straightening tool. I mean, I would say, don't go anywhere with strangers, especially if they look very fashionable, and may or may not have goatees, but Dorothy did go. Anyway, they did the picture, whatever, straightened her hair, took the picture, you know. That's all I know about that story. So, I glanced at the article, and decided that the before picture was quite a good deal better looking, and I told her that. She was like, "I know, I really hate the picture after they straightened my hair." She went on further to say that they made up quotes about her, stuff like, "My hair is so frizzy I literally can't leave my house without some product in it," or whatever. And apparently she said nothing like that. Apparently she also didn't say that she liked her hair the new way, but that also got into the article somehow.

And so, I'm like, "Cool!" I mean, I didn't know that was legal. If I'd known that I would have had a LOT more to work with here. Okay, done with that topic.

In other news, my old friend Mikey Rabinowitz, who lives in the god-forsaken hellhole known as Memphis, Tennessee, was seen to say, "I'm a big, fat, stupid moron and I likes to beat cats with a baseball bat. Ha ha, that rhymes!" He proceeded to dance an awkward, shuffling step while repeating "I likes to beat cats with a baseball bat!" Chilling. Further more, he has acquired a southern accent and now spends his weekends, in his words: "Pitchin' firecrackers in swimmin' hole. Figures I can blow me up some dinner!" Oh, Mikey!

Dude, this quoting thing rocks! In further news, George Bush was quoted as saying, "Duh, I'm stupid! I'm going to resign now and give all my money to Nicky and his association of other super-smart people, Brainsa."

I'm going to be eating MONEY for dinner!

Nicky

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