HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Well, I would probably have my homework done by now, have practiced guitar for a while, maybe done some drawing or read a book. But I guess we'll never know.

OR WILL WE? Join me next week, as I spend my one week break (whatever it's called) in some part of Mexico that has NO sights to see and is apparently COLD, actually. While enjoying my stay, I will describe life without the internet. To a wall. Because I sure as hell won't be able to describe it to YOU. Because you're on the INTERNET.

-Oh no, Goliath! Nicky's caps lock keeps turning on and off as he types, making certain words all in CAPS!
-I don't think that's a caps lock malfunction there, Davey.
-Shut your fucking face, he-bitch!
-When Hell freezes over!
(Fighting! Da Da! Da Da! Da da!)
-We interrupt this emergency television show to return you to your normally programmed emergency interruption.

Anyway, my point is, I have some sort of break coming up, and I'm totally free! So I can hang with you guys all week and stuff. Except I'll be in MEXICO.

-Oh, boo hoo, poor Nicky, he has to go to Mexico for a week!
-Shut your fucking face, he-bitch!
-Oh, you told him Davey!
*Slap!*
-Hey, Nicky, that was my fucking face!
-Ooh, I'm sorry Davey!
*Slap!*
-That's just wrong!
-What is?
-That place you slapped me!
-Ah ha! But you don't exist! How could I have slapped you?
-What? but of course I- YYAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHH!

I've got to stop this. Okay, Waterman is pretty funny. You can check that shit out at watermanstudios.com Just to clear anything up, that has nothing to do with the rest of this posting. Heh: postage. That makes sense, doesn't it? That drawing I did is still available to look at, just find the link in the previous post. It would be nice if you made some comments on the website at which it is hosted.

Anyway, I might post again this week, but I'll be leaving on Saturday and I won't be back until... Saturday, I guess. You know, the OTHER Saturday. But you should expect some sort of post when I return, talking about my vacation and all. My vacation to MEXICO, where they don't have the internet, only they do except they call it the... Internet. But I don't know Spanish, so it's not like I'll even be able to find one of these cybercafes or whatever, which Mexicans refer to as "los cibercafés!" And I don't even know why they have a Spanish name; it's not like Mexicans can afford the internet. Ha ha, it's a joke! It was a generalization. Mexicans can afford the internet easily, provided they are drug smugglers! Ha ha... Mexicans are poor or they're criminals. But you can steal shampoo from their hotels, and what are they going to do about it?

Oh God... anyway, I started this post with a point, and my point is: "Embrace diversity. Celebrate your differences. Mexicans are usually polite and friendly, and have huge supermarkets that will sell you a dozen eggs for 65 cents." I would know. I've been there seven times or something. Because I'm rich, rich I tell! Richer than astronauts! Actually, I'm not. Fuck you. But I have been to Mexico about seven times.

Now I'm just killing time. Everyone knows I don't want to do my history homework. So, until later this week or in somewhat over a week, this is Nicky Young, signing off.

Nicky

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