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Thursday, February 05, 2004
I Lost Five Minutes!
Just can't find them anywhere. So here's how it went:
Nicky was lying on his bed, his face smushed against the side of the frame as he looked down on his science textbook which lay on the floor. He struggled blindly through the obtuse sentences, letting the words enter his mind and flow through it without distraction. He theorized, if he read the words, even without understanding them, it still counted.
"How am I supposed to read NINE pages about the nervous system?" Nicky pondered.
Suddenly, Nicky realized he was tired. Then he remembered that that was the entire reason he'd come to read his textbook on a bed. But the fatigue was weighing him down. He'd stayed up until 1:30 the previous night, reading the fantastic Force Monkies comic, and the tiredness was starting to loom big like a full moon on the horizon. The boring, outdated textbook only served to compound Nicky's weariness, and his eyes began to droop.
"But, no!" he shouted! "I must remain awake, for if I slumber, I may not awake until the morning, at which it will be too late to finish my remaining science, history, and english!"
And oh! How hard Nicky fought, and he succeeded!
...Right. So then, five minutes later I woke up with a little bit of drool dribbling down my chin and said, "Whah?" For my clock insisted that five minutes had passed since I had so desperately fought off sleep. But knowing I had succeeded in my battle, I was confused. Clearly, aliens were involved.
Well, I don't know know what happened, all I know is it's to blame for the fact that I'm now writing a post instead of doing the aforementioned homework. Actually, I finished the science. By not reading the text. Multiple choice! Whoo! But I still have History and English.
Hey, I'm sure you've all noticed that the ShoutOut system no longer works. Turns out, the people that were running it are inadequate to handle the sheer size of your input. On one hand, I'm impressed, on the other hand, thanks a lot guys, you broke my friend. So, you may have noticed I have a new system in place, but it doesn't work yet. I'm still working on it, okay? And you can still email me or talk with me on AIM if you like; I really like to hear what you guys think about this crazy place. So, back to work.
En Taro Adun, friends.
Nicky
MY SCREEN NAME! Jake Aimer
MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
Nicky was lying on his bed, his face smushed against the side of the frame as he looked down on his science textbook which lay on the floor. He struggled blindly through the obtuse sentences, letting the words enter his mind and flow through it without distraction. He theorized, if he read the words, even without understanding them, it still counted.
"How am I supposed to read NINE pages about the nervous system?" Nicky pondered.
Suddenly, Nicky realized he was tired. Then he remembered that that was the entire reason he'd come to read his textbook on a bed. But the fatigue was weighing him down. He'd stayed up until 1:30 the previous night, reading the fantastic Force Monkies comic, and the tiredness was starting to loom big like a full moon on the horizon. The boring, outdated textbook only served to compound Nicky's weariness, and his eyes began to droop.
"But, no!" he shouted! "I must remain awake, for if I slumber, I may not awake until the morning, at which it will be too late to finish my remaining science, history, and english!"
And oh! How hard Nicky fought, and he succeeded!
...Right. So then, five minutes later I woke up with a little bit of drool dribbling down my chin and said, "Whah?" For my clock insisted that five minutes had passed since I had so desperately fought off sleep. But knowing I had succeeded in my battle, I was confused. Clearly, aliens were involved.
Well, I don't know know what happened, all I know is it's to blame for the fact that I'm now writing a post instead of doing the aforementioned homework. Actually, I finished the science. By not reading the text. Multiple choice! Whoo! But I still have History and English.
Hey, I'm sure you've all noticed that the ShoutOut system no longer works. Turns out, the people that were running it are inadequate to handle the sheer size of your input. On one hand, I'm impressed, on the other hand, thanks a lot guys, you broke my friend. So, you may have noticed I have a new system in place, but it doesn't work yet. I'm still working on it, okay? And you can still email me or talk with me on AIM if you like; I really like to hear what you guys think about this crazy place. So, back to work.
En Taro Adun, friends.
Nicky
MY SCREEN NAME! Jake Aimer
MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.
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