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Hey, Drew Barrymore may be Ugly Like the Wolf (excuse my 80's reference), but like, she's made friends with this nerd girl that's apparently despised by everyone, but in ordinary teen movie fashion, she's actually hot, and by some magical spell, NO ONE FUCKING NOTICES. God! Leelee Sobieski! Come on! That's a fucking hot nerd. But really, this movie is humiliating. YOU'RE UGLY. UGLY! Also, your character is twenty-fucking-five and somehow you've lost touch with the fashion and lives of an entire fucking generation. I have a cousin that's like 30. He's working with his slightly younger brother, and they're set up and now they're managing this tiny hotel in Mexico. That's cool. The older one, Rye, plays tennis and parties hard. Before the hotel, he was a graphical designer, packing a G3 powerbook like some sort of techno-toting mouse-jockey. So don't tell me a fucking 25 year-old is gonna dress up like a 80's Ma-fucking-donna video. She's all like, "I want to be popular! But how?" You were in college what, like, three years ago? It's a lot like high school. You stupid bitch. Please.

Nicky

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