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Hey, I'm doing a post here because my adoring fans have complained (ha ha... that's total bullshit) and I figure I should write something. Actually, I just feel like it. So, I'm a compulsive liar. Actually, that's not true. Or is it? It's like a paradox.

Anyway, I just started watching the Reloaded DVD. It's like eleven fucking thirty. I'm gonna miss Leno. I like to "watch" Leno and Conan on Friday nights. But I don't actually watch them. I have a Walkman that picks up radio stations. So I listen while I'm in bed. Sexy. But, I'm going to bed and listening to Conan around 12:30, even if I need to re-watch the rest of the movie tomorrow. You need to know that, because you freaks like to know every tiny detail of my life. Why else would I write it? Beat that logic, dickweeds!

So, in the opening scene, or near it, all those dudes are gathered in the Matrix, talking about Squiddies and such. And they're in a sewer with like, a fluorescent light. And they're all wearing dark sunglasses. And it's a sewer. You can't fucking see anything when everyone's wearing fucking dark glasses in the dark. Do you really think these freedom fighters who are fighting desperate to save their race are like, "fuck vision, this makes us look good!" There's no logical fucking reason. Or maybe they're all fucking messiahs and they're like, "I don't need my eyes, I can see. Everything looks like light! I think my eyelids are on fire."

Right.

Also, what's with Zion? I've noticed there are like four white people. I mean sure, diversity is cool and everything, but where all the white people at? I mean, come on. I bet they're all still in the Matrix. SHIT! THAT would explain why there's no black people in other movies and in Friends. Like, because they're all in the Matrix, and all the "darkies" have been liberated. Jennifer Aniston though, she's still stuck in the Matrix. Poor child. Like, it's easier to get the black people out because satistically, they have less interest in computers anyway. And they make good agents because centuries of indignation have made them real sensitive about being slaves.

Or maybe, wait, here's my other theory: okay, at first glance, that weird orgy dancing scene, it looks completely dispensable, but no! It explains why there aren't any white people. You might be confused, but I will prove my point eloquently and succinctly. Okay: as the dancing scene in the Matrix indicates, dancing is a vital part of Zion life. Clearly, they need to "boogie" and "get down", both as a tension release, as some sort of ritual, and as a chance to receive "props" from one's friends. It may also be a chance, as the scene shows, to "get" with "shortie". That evidence, we shall refer to as Object A.
Now: as the TV has taught us, and therefore everyone in the Matrix, white people can't dance. Ah... is this starting to come together for you people? Good. In case you still don't get it, here: look, in Zion, if you can't dance, you're not wanted, so after they tried liberating white folk, and realized they couldn't dance, they mostly gave up, but occasionally including one or two white guys that in the future are generally referred to as "the token white guy". And there you have it: Zion only liberates white people to avoid lawsuits, to find messiahs, and to find someone to be their highest leader (that little old guy with the white hair).

Any way the Neo V. Smiths fight is coming up, so I'm gonna quit. See yas.

Nicky

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