HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

God damnit! Drew Barrymore is not fucking hot. Who thinks she is? I will hunt them down and shoot them with poison darts, but instead of poison, they'll have motorized syringes, and the syringes will be filled air, and I'll shoot the darts from a precision sniper blowgun straight into their arteries, so the air will inject into their bloodstream and they'll die. Because Drew Barrymore is not hot. I've seen these movies, I'm watching "Never Been Kissed" on TV, I've seen Charlie's Angels. Even in that she's not hot.

For one, no. She's just not. She's not even very attractive. I know history teachers that are hotter than her (actually, just one, but she teaches a yoga class after school once a week... heh heh heh....)

She's like Melissa Joan Hart. Actually, I don't remember what Melissa Joan Hart looks like. She's probably hotter. I just don't get it.

If someone can tell me the magical secret to why the screen people want me to believe Drew Barrymore is hot, send me a message.

MY E-MAIL! Okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.