HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Man, I just saw that Cheerios ad again. Man, that's going to haunt me in my dreams. You know, the one where the kid goes to his dad's room and it's dark and he offers him the Cheerios. And the dad is like, "What's this?" And the little boy is like, "Breakfast," and then his dad is like, "Isn't it a little early?" and the kid is like "We've got to take some cholesterol off you."

To some of you that may seem cute and charminng, but to me, that's plain insulting.

How dare that little boy condescend to his father! "We've got to take some cholesterol off you." Come on. Please. Like that guy isn't insecure enough about his cholesterol already, and the little kid has to go and TELL HIM his cholesterol is high? Give me a break. What a little bitch. "We've got to take some cholesterol off you."

You know what I would have done? I would have smacked that boy upside the head and said, "Go get me some bacon, bitch."