HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Today, I went to see "Rising Stars". It's a sort of variety talent show put on by various different Laguardia students, most of them Juniors and Seniors. Apparently there's a very rigorous audition process so in theory, all the acts that you see are pure gold. So, now I shall review some of my wild night, because a) none of you wants to pay $10 a ticket and b) well, it's Sunday; you missed the last show.

So, as these were students of a performing arts school, many of the acts were good.

There was this guy, who was actually an alumn, that did this whole dance routine to a lot of Michael Jackson stuff and whatnot, and that was pretty cool. He did an aerial flip! Let's see... what else...

Oh, there was this KICKASS song that this girl sung. It was about Carrot Top, and how he was her one love. It was great.

Um... there was this drama student that's a Junior or Senior. He came out twice and pretended he was advertising for a book club. And he listed all these books you would get for free, like "How to deal with doubt, or should you?" It was great.

Oh, there was this little Freshman kid who's in Drama, but not in my half of the Drama class. Don't you just hate those guys? You know, those tiny little guys with the spiky hair that always like to run around and talk shit because they're so small. And they have one really hot talent, (it's usually breakdancing or skateboarding), and besides, all the girls like him because he's little and awakens their nurturing instinct and everything, and he can get away with everything because he's little and people think he's innocent of everything but he's really a little twirp. Don't you hate those guys? Anyway, he was dancing out their, and to my immense irritation, he is a fantastic dancer. That little bitch. With the near-spasmodic breakdancing and the moonwalking. I just want to break his ugly nose. Anyway, that was cool, despite how much I want him to accidentally flush himself down his own toilet.

And there was a collection of other stuff, like these four really good tap dancers.

There were also a bunch of big dance numbers which weren't very impressive. And the sound tracks for these dance things! It was like being immersed in all of MTV within two minutes. Oy! It's like in those movies where they tape the guys eyelids open and play 50 years worth of television really fast to him so he absorbs all of the past half a century. And then he becomes like, a superhero and utilizes his esoteric knowledge of Model T Fords to kill the evil supervillain with the giant satellite-powered laser.

But honestly, there was a new song like, every six seconds. Yeesh!

Nicky

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