HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Here's what I meant to tell you guys about Rising Stars the other day. I was just noticing how easily manipulated kids about my age are.

Okay, so like, one guy had a song that was about if he were various different animals and it was stupid and a little obscene and stuff, but at the end he had a passage that was just like "da da da da" and he was waving his arms with a couple groupies on stage. Suddenly, everyone in the first four rows (it was Freshmen day, meaning Freshmen could be in the VIP rows in the front.) Anyway, in the first few rows, everyone was waving their arms in a synchronized fashion. It was scary. You know how Jack Black says, in "School of Rock" that one great performance can change the world, it's like that, except the performance wasn't that great. But still, it validates all those crackpot schemes from Pinky and the Brain and stuff. You know, taking over the world?

I could just see some diabolical genius creating a band that goes around and sings stuff like:

Yo, pump your hands in the air
Don't forget to buy Clair. Ol.
Cleans your face
Makes you immune to mace
Yo, buy everything, yo. Know whamsayin'? Checkit!

Okay, there's probably an eviler way to use that besides selling beauty products, which is pretty evil as it is. Also, it would take a diabolical genius to try to rhyme "air" with "Clairol". So, anyway, nah, nah, nah, nah dah dah dah dah iamyournewruler.

And later, this band came on and this girl was singing and she went right up near the crowd and they all metamorphosed, like putty, into the new situation. All of a sudden, they hallucinated themselves into thinking that singing girl was famous or something. The kids in the front row started jumping up in the air and trying to touch her hand and stuff. It was mad strange. But honestly, just... yeah. My mom said that those kids waving their arms all frenzied-like could have been those Hitler Youth. You know? The kids that the Nazis trained. It was like that. They weren't even paying attention to the music, they were like, "hey, music! Do what you saw people do on MTV!" Whatever. I think this whole post is badly disjointed so I'm going to go finish my homework and maybe play some guitar (I recommend listening to some Saves The Day, they're cool). Okay, bye.

Nicky

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