HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

I learned from the radio yesterday that the second Anakin Skywalker was born this year. Isn't that just incredibly sad? Imagine how much suffering these parents have caused for their children. Throughout this kids' schooling he's going to be constantly tortured because of his name. In high school he'll be tortured, beat up and girls will shun him and laugh at him.

Until he dies that will happen to him. He'll never marry, never have kids, and probably will never be kissed. Unless he changes his name, but then he'll be emotionally scarred from all of the shit that happened to him in school. I pity him with all my heart and soul and hope his parents are punished for the torrent of pain they are about to release unto their son. They'll soon realize their mistake, but too late! They screwed him for life. So new born Anakin Skywalker, cherish your years as an infant, it will be the last time you will experience peace in the world.