HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

Well, earlier in the history of my blog I wrote a segment (OH yeah, they're "segments" now) about Joe Millionaire 2, asking how in the world anyone could be tricked into doing the desparate for money and love thing after the show's been over for months. I mean, "come on!" I exclaimed, "some women will all go, 'what the fuck is a Joe Millionaire?' and then they'll be up for round two."

Well. Well.




Well. Now we know.

Okay, here's the deal: It's "Joe Millionaire goes Hawaii", you know, except Europe. They invent some new Joe Millionaire (who's blond...oog) and say he's worth 80 million dollars because, obviously, 50 million dollars isn't worth what it was last year. So, anyway, they send him to France, or Luxembourg, whichever one is more popular right now and they trick all these foolish French chicks into going to this guy's palatial mansion. The best part is they walk around the house topless all the time. Oh wait, that's not true. Damn. I just sort of... assumed... you know... French people.

Anyway, I'm still not sure about how this will work. It's not like France is completely cut off from America. They too have Joe Millionaire, or maybe it's like, "Jacque des millions" or something. Either way, French women are just like our women, except with very attractive accents... and sometimes nice berets. And they really like yogurt or something. At least, that's what the Yoplait commercials tell me.


Okay. You know, I just saw an episode of Boston Public, and you know what, it was bad... ass! I know, I know, who would have believed it? But it was really good. They brought up all these issues that no one talks about on network television. They had this model UN debate and the guy for Canada was arguing about the war in Iraq and stuff against the US and Germany, and then the US and Germany started punching him and stuff. And then later, they beat him really bad in the bathroom. I thought that was cool. Not the beating him up part. The part that they actually had this guy arguing against the war and using real reasons. I thought that kicked ass. Also, there was this girl who was peer tutoring this guy by having sex with this guy in exchange that he raise his grades. And it worked! Now that's effective tutoring! Now, I don't know if Boston Public is often good or I just saw an isolated episode, but my respect for it is innumerably higher. Anyway, I'm going to stop talking now. Bye now.

Nicky

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