HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!

I kick ass... so how come they always insist that they don't like me "that way"? Anyway, I'm working on a Flash movie, and by working, I mean I'm thinking of witty one-liners while waiting for my dad to get me a drawing tablet and wishing that I was capable of using Flash. So basically, I'm thinking of witty one-liners, which is what I do every second of the day anyway, even while I'm asleep. Like last night, I had a dream I was eating a giant pillow, and when I woke up, I found my huge marshmallow was gone.

Oh, while I'm talking about... whatever it is I'm always talking about, I figure I should advertise for Tomorrow's Nobodies, which is hilarious (at least after the first episode) and kicks everyone's ass. That's right... even yours. And yours. And mine, even. And as for you, over there, well maybe it would slap your ass, but I'm not going to talk about that anymore. Anyway, it's on Newgrounds.com and I have a link up for it. If you haven't been there already, it is because you are in fact, not a man. If I were you, I'd be checking for vestigal tails and such.

I'm also getting a band together, and by that I mean talking to people that are already in bands and fantasizing that they are in my band instead. Then I fantasize about this girl I know. But that's beside the point.

Also, "It's All Relative", the new sitcom on ABC about the girl with the gay parents that marries the son of a bigotted bartender and his wife, sucks, even though my uncle's house is in it in some shot. I'm not really sure where it appears because I don't know what it looks like, but they got 1000 dollars out of it so that's not bad. You know what show doesn't suck? Andy Richter Controls the Universe. Go watch that instead. Oh, wait, FOX canceled it because they are morons that don't know what it means to be cool any more. FOX used to be the cool, controversial upstart channel for the younger generation, just like MARVEL comics, except now FOX sucks and MARVEL has suddenly found an audience willing to pay hundreds of millions of dollars to see their movies, regardless of whether they suck. You know, I'm getting worried about MARVEL. X-MEN one and two were pretty good, and I liked Spider-Man, but Daredevil sucked a lot of unusual things and I've heard that The Hulk had no value except for when it influenced a dream I had last weekend. And I'm pretty sure that I was drawing most of my dream enjoyment from a review of the American version of Godzilla that I read when it came out in 1998. Anyway, my point about the MARVEL movies is they haven't released enough really good comic-based movies. If the Punisher isn't any good, they'll have broken even and after that they risk going into negative territory. If MARVEL makes too many bad comic book movies, the comic book movie bubble could burst, and only my mom would be happy about that.

Right. I'm done now. And if you're a Laguardia kid and like doing Flash or like making music, send me a shoutout or an email. Bye.

If you have anything to tell me, do it: okayeahwhatever@yahoo.com.