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Wednesday, October 15, 2003

Destiny's Children 

And I'm talking of course, about Charlie's Angels.

So, I heard the special unrated version of Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is coming out on DVD on October 21. I wonder what that's going to be like. Unrated. So, I didn't see Charlie's Angels: Joy Stick Inuendo when it came out in theaters, so I'll have to ask you all: was the movie pushing the edges of its PG-13 rating? You think they shot topless scenes filled with curses and decapitations and then they said to themselves, "You know... this might not be so good with 10-year-olds like Mikey's sister," and then they're like, "Yeah... we better cut this out. For Mikey's sister." And then Tim is like, "Crispin Glover is my hero! I want to be a scary thin man when I grow up!" Or whatever they called him.

But, you know. That would be hot. Wouldn't it? if the unrated version of the DVD actually contained all this X-rated action, even though there was no chance of it getting into the theaters. I would construct a somewhat offensive porno scene with the characters and maybe Bosley, but I don't know any of their names, so you're all in luck. Except for Jeremy. Poor guy. Let's just say that the weird car washing scene from the commercials and I assume, also from the movie might have had a little extra shot that they maybe cut out to keep their rating. Well, see ya.

Nicky

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